THE WOMAN AND HER ACCOUNTANT

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'ii need to ask a few questions."
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."
The accountant balks and says, "No,no,no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute."
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."


From: Simon

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