Warped Poetry

A selection of great poetry from the Internet...Enjoy!!

		Here i sit in my anal vapor
		The guy before me stole the paper
		I'll be late for class if i linger
		So look out asshole here comes my finger.


		When I was young and had no sense
		I took a leak on an electric fence
		It curl my hair and burned my balls
		And made me shit in my overalls


		Here I Sit,
		Broken Hearted,
		Came To Shit,
		But Only Farted

		From: The Warped Poet

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