Torpedo Boobs

There was this young woman who was really depressed because she was 
so flat-chested.  One day her fairy godmother appeared and offered to 
grant her most heartfelt wish.

"I want big tits," she said instantly.

"All right, dearie," said the fairy godmother.  "From now on, every 
time a man says `Pardon' to you, they'll get bigger."

The next day she was walking down the street when she bumped into a 
policeman.  "Pardon me," he said politely.  Her tits grew an inch.  
She was ecstatic.

A few days later she went into a supermarket and came out with a big 
bag of groceries, which she dropped when she bumped into a checkout 
clerk.  "Pardon me," he said as he helped her gather up her groceries. 
 Her tits grew another inch.  She was beside herself with joy.

The next day she went into a Chinese restaurant and collided with a 
waiter, who bowed and said, "Madam, I beg of you a thousand pardons."

The newspaper headlines the following day read: "CHINESE WAITER 
KILLED BY TWO TORPEDOES!"


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** Credits to Lorrill Buyens **
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