The More You Rub It

     One day when the teacher walked to the blackboard, she noticed someone
had written the word 'PENIS' in tiny letters. She turned around and scanned
the class looking for a guily face. Finding none, she quickly erased it and
began class.

     The next day, she went into the room, she noticed in large letters the
word 'PENIS' again; this time written about halfway across the board. Again
she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's

     Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found
the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's larger than the
previous one. Finally one day, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the
same word on the board but instead found the words:

     "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."

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