The Height Of...

Height of Noise
Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.

Height of Itch
A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Innocence
A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples.

Height of Unemployment
Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute.

Height of laziness:
Adoption.
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

Height of Competition:
A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
A topless lady standing near mount everest.

Height of Bravery:
A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

Height of Sophistication:
Sucking nipples with a straw.

Height of Disgustion:
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

Height of Technology
Condom with zip.

Height of Pain:
Sliding down a rocky mountain using your balls as brakes.
Screwing a meat mincer.

Height of Expectation:
A gay couple buying a baby's cot.

Height of Trouble:
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching.

Height of Laziness:
A man after shitting on the sea-side waiting for the tide to clean his ass.

Height of Heights:
A man pissing from the top of the Niagara falls.


From: BOB

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