See, there was this day when Tarzan found Jane surrounded by a tribe of savages. No, they weren't thinking of raping her. But they sure were VERY hungry.
So, in his usual fit of heroism, he grabbed a handy vine (they're always available when he feels the urge to fall back to his ancestral heritage), he swung down to her rescue, shouting,
"Jane, grab the VINE... No!!! The VINE!!!, the VINE!!! ....Aaaaaaayieeeoooooo...."
And so was created, the first jerk (in more ways than one) in the History of Mankind.
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