Tarzan and Jane

* One non English word's definition:

* blat = destroyed

One day while Tarzan was swinging from tree to tree, he saw the Jane and wooed her. He succeeded and managed to convince Jane that sex before marriage is acceptable in the jungles.

Jane knew the serious consequenses of not having protection during sex and insisted that Tarzan go and find the jungle's medicine man to get a condom.

There went Tarzan zipping straight to the medicine man's hut.
Tarzan : Me Tarzan. Me girlfriend Jane. Me wanna fuck me girlfriend but me no want Tarzan juniors.
Med man : Ok....I'll sell you this latex condom. It's 99% effective if you follow the instructions carefully.
Tarzan : Ok.

A while later, Tarzan came went back to the med man's hut
Tarzan : Condom no good
Med man : What's wrong? Are you ok?
Tarzan : Me ok....but condom blat before Tarzan finish with Jane
Med man : oh...you got strong gun hei?
Tarzan : Me got the strongest gun in the whole jungle!!!
Med man : Ok...I sell you this wooden condom....

A while later, Tarzan came back again.
Tarzan : Condom no good
Med man : Why? Are you ok?
Tarzan : Me ok....but condom blat before Tarzan finish with Jane
Med man : Wow....Oh ok. Me give you the best thing me have. Definitely the strongest.....metal condom.
Tarzan : Ok

A while later, Tarzan came back yet again.
Tarzan : Condom no good
Med man : Why? Are you ok?
Tarzan : Me ok....condom ok....Jane blat

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