Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honour, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honour. I drew two circles like this...
_ / \ | | O \ _ /and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"And you, how did you do?"(to the 2nd boy)
"Well, your honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used a similar approach... (draws two circles)
_ / \ O | | \ _ /I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your asshole before prison..."
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