Pros And Ko

There were these two prostitutes in a bar, and they were flirting with this koala bear that was sitting at the end of the bar. After a while of flirting, the two prostitutes and the koala bear went upstairs and "frolicked" all night long.

The next morning, the koala bear gets up and gets ready to leave. The two prostitutes shout "Hey...we haven't been paid yet!". Realizing that he's a koala bear, and he may not understand, one of the prostitute grabs a dictionary and shows him the entry for prostitute:

pros-ti-tute: n. Woman who has sex for money.

The koala bear takes the dictionary from her and shows her the entry for koala bear:

ko-ala bear: n. Eats bushes and leaves.


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