The President Is An Asshole

   One day the president looked out of his window to find a horrifying sight.
He saw "The president is an asshole" written in the snow in a bright yellow
hue. Furious, he called the Chief of White House Security into the Oval
Office.
   "I want you to do a test of everyone on the cabinet and find out who did
that," he said.
    Two days later the Chief of Security entered the Oval Office once again.
    "Sir, I have some good news and some bad news for you. The good news is
that we have done a test and found that the urine is most certainly that of
the Vice President."
    "Good job, chief. Now what's the bad news?" asked the president.
    "The handwriting belongs to the First Lady."

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