Selection Of Poems

There once was a lady named Isis, who used to have boobs of two sizes. One was so small, you could hardly see it at all. The other was so big it won prizes.
There once was a man from Peru, who used to sleep in a canoe. The tropical heat, got to his meat and that was left was stew.
In the days of old and knights were bold and safetys were not yet invented. They'd wrap their cock in a dirty sock and babies were prevented.
In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue. Hit a rock, split his cock and pissed all over his crew.
The once was a man from Woonsocket, who stuck his cock in a socket. The son of a bitch, pulled the switch and went through the roof like a rocket.
There once was a man from Nantucket, who sailed the seas in a bucket. He pulled down his pants and did a dance. Then told his first mate to suck it!!!

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