So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie.
"Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"
His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up.
So she says: " Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her tits (excuse me ladies, I mean breasts).
"Pierre, what are you doing?"
"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have white meet, I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into his ear. "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of cognac and sprinkles it all over her bush. He grabs a match and lights it on fire.
Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams, "PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"
"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
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