nobody around...

Once, there was this guy, who personally felt that he has committed lots of sinful crime and therefore decided to visit a church and confess all his crime.

When he arrived at a church, he walked to the confession area and talk to the pastor. "Father, I am sinful."

"Yes son, just tell me what have you done, Lord will forgive you."

"Father, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happen between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, nobody was not at home except her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."

"That's bad my boy, fortunately you realise the mistake."

"Father, last week I went to her office to look for her, but nobody was around except one of her colleague, I slept with her too."

"That's not very good of you."

"Father, before last month, I went to her uncle house to look for her, nobody was around except her auntie, and I slept with her too."

"......................"

"Father?... Father?" Suddenly this guy realise that there was no response from the Father, he walked over and discovered that the Pastor was not there, and he began searching for him.

"Father? Where are you?"

He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano.

"Father, why are you hiding here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly, I remembered there is nobody around here except me."


FROM: Linda Kan

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