Types Of People You Might Meet In The Men's Room

EXCITABLE :
Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts

SOCIABLE :
Joins friends in pissing whether he has to or not

CROSS-EYED :
Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed

TIMID :
Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal and comes back later

INDIFFERENT :
If all urinals being used, pisses in sink

CLEVER:
No hands, fixes tie, looks around and pisses on floor

WORRIED :
Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection

FRIVOLOUS :
Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit fly or bug

ABSENT MINDED :
Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants

CHILDISH :
Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble

TOUGH :
Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it

PATIENT :
Stands very close for a long time waiting, lets it drip dry, reads with other hand

EFFICIENT :
Waits until he has to crap, then does both

DRUNK :
Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants

DISGRUNTED :
Stands for a while, gives up, walks away

CONCEITED :
Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat

DESPERATE :
Waits in long line, teeth clenched, pisses in pants

SNEAK :
Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed

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