MEN...

  1. What's a man's idea of helping with housework?
    Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

  2. How are men and a parking spaces a lot alike??
    The good ones are always taken and the rest are "handicapped".

  3. What's the difference between E.T. and a man?
    E.T. phoned home.

  4. Why are Psycho analysis a lot quicker for men that women??
    When it's time to go back to one's childhood, the men are already there.

  5. How do men define a 50/50 relationship?
    We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty;we iron/ they wrinkle

  6. What's the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?
    Put the remote between his toes.

  7. How do men exercise at the beach?
    By sucking their stomachs in everytime they see a bikine.

  8. How are men like noodles?
    They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

  9. Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
    When the crew gets lost at least the women will ask for directions.

  10. Why do men like love at first sight?
    It saves them a lot of time.

  11. How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
    In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

  12. What should you give a man who has everything?
    A woman to show him how to work it.


From: Simon

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