A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break- up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total whore. But I want you to know that there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You / I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% if all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective.
This is why high school romances rarely work out.
This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is lumpy
and hairy and should not be seen by the light of day.
Men are turned on at the sight of a naked woman's body. Most naked men elicit laughter from women.
Let's say a small group of men and women are in a room, watching television, and an episode of the Three Stooges comes on.
Let's say a man and woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One of the boxers is felled by a low blow.
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