The Fedaral Government's New, Unabridged MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Barium -
What you do when the patient dies
Urine-
The opposite of "you're out"
Cauterize-
Made eye contact
D&C -
Where Washington is
Ova -
Finished; done with
Sperm -
To reject; look away from
Dilate -
To live a long time
Enema -
Opposite of a friend
Node -
Was aware of
White count -
The number of caucasians
Hernia -
Pertaining to a female's knee
Fibrillate -
To tell a small lie
Bunion -
Paul's surname
Genital -
Non-Jew
Sacrum -
Holy
Paradox -
Two doctors
Constipation -
Endangered feces
Penis -
Someone who plays the piano
Humerus -
To tell us what we wnat to hear
Intestine -
Currently taking an exam
Coronary -
Domesticated Yellow Bird
Outpatient -
A person who has fainted
Pap smear -
To slander your father
Rectum -
Dang near killed him
Seizure -
Roman Emperor
Cat Scan -
When the Secret Service looks for Socks

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