Aren't we glad Malaysians don't have this ploblem hoh!!
Try this for an overdose of "Singlish" (or Manglish)

Little Led Liding Hoot

        Once upon a time hor, got one girl little led liding hoot. She
want to go to Ah Mah's house. Morning alleady she go out one, she got
take come one basket to put flower. She doh want to walk long-long so
go take shot cut.  Wah!!! she dono got one animal follow her one hor!
She happy-happy walk until she come to Ah Mah house.

        "Ah Mah! Ah Mah! I come, open the door leh?" she talk.
        Then Ah Mah also talk back, "Come in lah I never close one"

Little Led Liding Hoot open the house and go inside door..... oh,
solly solly....  open the door and go inside the house, she got see
her Ah Mah on top of the bed. She go ask Ah Mah.

        "AH Mah, how come your eye vely big one hor?"
        "So I can see you maahhhhh!!!" Ah Mah say back. 

        "Ah Mah, how come your yearvely long one?"
        "So vely easy to hear you one laah!!!!" 

        "Ah Mah, how come......."
        "Aiyaa!!!! SO many question one ah you.... never die before heh?"

        "Solylah Ah Mah, I dono mah that's why I ask".
        "What soly-soly! Now I want to eat you, I not Ah Mah,
         I animal one you know................."

        Wah! Little led liding Hoot vely scared one, she scleam vely
loud but late alleady, the animal alleady eat her. She now inside
stomach one. Suddenly got one people, cut wood one, go inside the
house. He want to save Little Led Liding Hoot, he go and cut the
animal stomach and take out everything, but he too late, Little Led
Liding Hoot become shit alleady............

                ----- Finish Alleady ------- 

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