If you love someone...

The Original...

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she's never was....

The New Versions...

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she's never was

Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set him free ...
Don't worry, he will come back.

Suspicious:

(1)
If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

(2)
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
but get someone to follow her

(3)
If you love someone,
...
are you sure you love that someone?

Go-getter:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, go get her!

Hunter:

If you love someone,
Set him free ...
Don't even wait whether he comes back, go hunt him down!

Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he doesn't comes back within some timeout, forget him.

Patient:

If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he doesn't comes back, continue to wait until he comes back

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again,

repeat *

Student in the midst of an exam period:

If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he comes back during the exam period, set him free again, and go and study
If he doesn't comes back during the exam period, god bless.
If he doesn't comes back at all, god bless you too.

Bo-chap (couldn't care less):

If you love someone,
Set him free ...
If he comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, he's never was ...
Contributed by: Linda Kan

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