A guy responds to a job advertisement at the city zoo. The ad mentioned the salary but not what he would be doing. Came to find out that the zoo's gorilla had unexpectedly passed away. The zoo had just spent millions on promotions which focused on the gorilla and now they needed a gorilla.
The guy really needed the job and the money was good so he accepted. Everyday he would put on the gorilla suit, hang out in his cage and be the gorilla. After a while he started enjoying himself. He would scare little kids, roar at the crowds, and eat bananas and stuff. You know, gorilla things.
As time wore on he became the main attraction at the zoo. He would swing on his trees and vines, and the people loved him. One particularly busy Saturday he was swinging around and accidentally swings over his fence and lands in the lion's cage.
The lion slowly opens his eyes and sees the gorilla The lion begins to stalk. The lion, now drooling and wide awake, slowly approaches the gorilla who is backed up against the fence. The lion is ready to jump when the gorilla starts yelling, "Help! Help! I'm not a gorilla. I'm a human! Help! Help!"
The lion said, "Shut-up stupid or we'll both get fired!"
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