The first nun was asked, "Who was the first man on earth?"
Of course, she answered "Adam" and the gates opened.
The second nun was asked "Who was the first woman on earth?"
Of course, she answered "Eve" and the gates opened.
The third nun was asked "What did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
She thought, and thought, and couldn't think of a answer.. so she shrugged, "Geez, this is a hard one!"
The gates opened and she was admitted.
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