The English man says:
You know my wife must be the most stupid woman on this planet. There was a sale down at the supermarket last week, she bought 300 pounds worth of meat, and we don't even have a freezer...
The Scotsman says:
That's nothing, my wife went out last week and bought a brand new car for 8000 pounds, and she can't even drive...
The Irishman says:
You think that's stupid, I went home last week and my wife told me that she'd booked herself a two week holiday in Tenerife. I watched her packing her case and she took nearly 400 condoms with her, and she doesn't even have a penis...
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