Dumb Men Jokes

(This is for all the men who loved the dumb blond jokes)

 1. What is the thinnest book in the world?
	_What Men Know About Women_

 2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
	One...men will screw anything.

 3. How does a man take a bubble bath?
	He eats beans for dinner.

 4. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
	Because they don't have balls to scratch.

 5. What's a man's idea of foreplay?
	A half hour of begging.

 6. How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
	He's breathing.

 7. What's the difference between men and government bonds?
	Bonds mature.

 8. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
	They are both empty from the neck up.

 9. How do you save a man from drowning?
	Take your feet off his head.

10. How can you tell if a man is happy?
	Who cares?

11. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
	We don't know...it's never happened.

12. How are men and a parking spot alike?
	The good ones are taken and the ones left are handicapped.

13. What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?
	Lifting his legs so you can vacuum underneath.

14. What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
	E.T. phoned home.

15. What does a man consider a 7-course meal?
	A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.

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