"Sure lads," said the farmer. "You can spend the night here, but you've got to sleep with one of my daughters, 'cause they don't get much company out here." The three men were of course more than happy to oblige.
The following morning, the men went on their way and the farmer called his daughters together.
"Susie, why were you crying?"
"Because it hurt Daddy."
"Lizzie, why was YOUR room so QUIET?"
"That's because you always told me not to talk with my mouth full."
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