After the Hugh Grant incident that made the papers, Bill Gates called up Hugh Grant.
Bill asked him "Was it really worth $50 to almost ruin your career?"
Hugh replied "Bill, actually it was worth a million".
So Bill called up Hughes' favorite prostitute, but since she became so famous, her prices had gone up quite a bit. So Bill paid $10,000 for a night with Divine.
In the morning he said, "That was fantastic! Now I know why professionally you call yourself 'divine'".
She answered "Thank you, and now I know why you call your company Microsoft."
Contributed by: Seok Koon Lee
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