./^^\ /^^\.                                  
 	      /|    |    |\.            It ain't easy          
 	  / ^   \__O  _ O    \                  being a dick!             
 	 %                    *         
 	 |          :          |        I've got a head i       
 	 |          |          !   		can't think with! 
 	 |         /~\         :        
 	  \ _._ /^      \ __ _/         An eye i can't see out of...
 	  ./              |     
 	  |               @             I have to hang around
 	  %              |                      with two nuts all the time...
 	 |              |              
 	 |              |               My closest neighbour
 	 %              |            		is an asshole,
 	|                |             
 	|                |              And my best friend is a pussy!
 	 #                |
 	_|                 |_           Worst of all
      /                        ^\ 		my owner beats me
     |                           |       		all the time!
     %             !             #             
      \            +             *                      
       ^ _  _ ._ /^ \._  ___* _ /


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