Depending on the fly...

One day a fish was swimming in a lake, and he noticed a fly buzzing around above him. He thought, "If that fly would only come down four inches I could jump and get it and have my lunch."

There was a bear watching the fish from the nearby woods thinking, "If that fly would just come down four inches, that fish would jump up and get it and I could go out and get the fish and have my lunch."

The hunter watching the bear was thinking to himself, "If that fly would lower four inches, the fish would jump up and get it, the bear would come out of the woods and get the fish, and I could put down my sandwich and shoot the bear."

A mouse was watching all this, and thinking to himself, "If that fly would lower itself four inches, that fish would jump up and get it, the bear would come out of the woods and get the fish, the hunter would put down his sandwich and shoot the bear, and I could go and get the hunters sandwich and have my lunch."

There is a cat watching this thinking, "If that fly would just lower itself four inches, the fish would jump up and ge it, the bear would run out and get the fish, the hunter would set down his sandwich and shoot the bear, the mouse would go for the hunter's sandwich, and I could go and catch the mouse and have my lunch!"

So all of this happens...
the fly comes down four inches,
the fish jumps up and gets the fly,
the bear comes out of the woods and gets the fish,
the hunter sets down his sandwich and shoots the bear,
the mouse gets the hunters sandwich,
and the cat starts running towards the mouse, but on the way the cat slips and falls into the lake.

The moral of the story is: Lower the fly four inches and the pussy gets wet.


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