The definitions of words associated with life.....
what enables a person to get along without the use of his/her intelligence.
a process by which a professor's notes are passed to students without necessarily passing through the brains of either.
someone whose job is to tell students how to solve the problems of life which he himself tried to avoid by becoming a professor.
the comb life gives you after you've lost all your hair.
something we test out on others to see if it really works.
what you get from a politican who has given up all hope of becoming a prome minister.
interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
someone who disagrees with you on something that neither of you know anything about.
hard work -
an accumulation of easy things that should have been done last week.
the person at the office who is late when you are early and early when you're late.
twelve persons chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
a person who behaved as if he was immortal just before he died.
an innocent bystander who gets killed after a battle by an unexpected unexploded shell and then has his name spelled wrongly in the newspaper.
there are two types: the quick and the dead.
mixed emotion -
watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Ferrari.
road map -
a large piece of paper that tells you everything that you need to know except how to fold it up.
... life can make you
pessimistic! ... :)
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