Curiosity Hurts

Three men stopped at a big house in the countryside to ask for a room for the night. When their hostess showed them to their rooms, she had one request; that they don't look inside a big cupboard on the landing. The men resisted the temptation all night but in the morning, the hostess found them staring at a collection of dozens of penises nailed to the doors of the cupboard.

"Well men, you asked for it," she said, then asked the first one,
"What does your dad do?"

"My dad's a butcher," he stammered.

The woman took a meat cleaver and chopped of the man's dick and nailed it with the rest of the collection.

"And what does your father do?" she asked the second man.
"He's a carpenter," he quavered.

So the hostess took a jigsaw and cut off his cock too!

"And yours?" she asked the third man.
Having caught on to the idea, he replied, "Well, my dad's a lollipop manufacturer. So I guess you're going to have to suck mine off!!"

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