Three men stopped at a big house in the countryside to ask for a room
for the night. When their hostess showed them to their rooms, she had one
request; that they don't look inside a big cupboard on the landing. The men
resisted the temptation all night but in the morning, the hostess found them
staring at a collection of dozens of penises nailed to the doors of the
"Well men, you asked for it," she said, then asked the first one,
"What does your dad do?"
"My dad's a butcher," he stammered.
The woman took a meat cleaver and chopped of the man's dick and nailed it
with the rest of the collection.
"And what does your father do?" she asked the second man.
"He's a carpenter," he quavered.
So the hostess took a jigsaw and cut off his cock too!
"And yours?" she asked the third man.
Having caught on to the idea, he replied,
"Well, my dad's a lollipop manufacturer. So I guess you're going to
have to suck mine off!!"