Check For Bees

An indian walks into a whore house and throws a bag of money on the counter and says, "Me want pussy."

The woman working the counter decides to have a little fun with him, and tells him that he must first fuck the big oak tree on the hill.

The indian replies, "Me no want tree, me want pussy."
"Sorry," the lady replies, "those are the rules."

The indian goes up to the hill and fucks the big oak tree.

The next day the indian returns to the whore house with two bags of money and demands some pussy. The woman tell him that he must fuck the tree two more times and then he can have all the pussy he wants. The indian does as she says and returns the next day.

When he returns, the woman tells him to go to room 302 on the third floor. About 5 minutes later, the woman hears screaming. She runs up to the first floor, nothing. She runs up to the second floor, nothing. She runs up to the third floor and sure enough, the noise is comming from room 302.

The woman rushes in to see the indian cramming a broom handling up the prostitute. The woman says, "What the hell are you doing?"

The indian replies, "Me check for bees!"


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