John Bobbit's Prayer


Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray my penis I will keep
And if I wake and it is gone
I hope I'll find it on the lawn


I hope the dog that's running free
Don't see that little part of me
And many cautions I must take
To keep that part I love to shake


Much attention must I pay
To see the knives are put away
The mower, chainsaw, and hatchet, too
There's just no telling what she'll do


So I cross my fingers, close my eyes,
And cross my legs to avoid surprise!!!


Contributed by: Lim Kim Wai

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