The Three Salesmen

     Three door-to-door vacuum-cleaner salesmen show up at a farmhouse one
 afternoon and the kindly farmer agreed to buy a vacuum from each if they'll
 keep their hands off his VIRGINAL daughter while he's at the bank 
 getting the money. But when he gets back, he finds ALL THREE on 
 top of his daughter. Irate, he fires a shotgun blast over their heads, 
 marches them out to the garden and tells them each to pick TEN of any 
 fruit or vegetable.
  
     The first salesman comes forward with ten peas. "Shove them up you ass",
 orders the farmer. The second guy turns up with ten tomatoes and gets the
 same order. He has some trouble getting them in, especially as he keeps 
 cracking up with laughter, but finally gets the job done. "You're free to
 go," the farmer says to him, "but do you mind if I ask what's SO damn funny?"
  
     Collapsing with laughter once again, the salesman says, "The third
 bloke's still out there, picking WATERMELONS."

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