3 Guys In Heaven

Three friends die in a car crash. They all make it up to St. Peter, but there's a problem. It seems that they were not supposed to die in that car crash. St. Peter takes them to the edge of heaven and tells them that they can return to Earth in any form they wish to live out their lives. All they have to do is to shout out what they want to become and leap off the edge.

The first man runs to the edge and shouts, "Eagle!" He turns into a magnificent eagle and soars away.

The second man runs to the edge and yells, "Lion!" He becomes a powerful lion and bounds away down a mountainside.

The third man runs to the edge, stubs his toe just before reaching the edge, and shouts, "Ow! Shit!"

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